I am Beth Searby, but if you’re reading this the chances are you know me anyway. I am sixteen, I live in a tiny pocket of the world in the form of a tiny rural village called Belchford. It is the only place I have ever lived, and I am rather looking forward to abandoning it. I have started a blog because I want to write stuff, for a job, when I’m all growed up. I’m not sure what specifically yet, but never mind. So, here I shall post reviews, rants, stories, poems (yes, I know, what a dick) and other such things. If you’re from the Guardian, pay close attention. If you’re someone else, stick around. It’s polite.